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From: blah@blahmail.comGiven the facts that she's THE break out artist of the year AND the most blogged about celeb here, HOW CAN I SAY NO?
To: xx@xmail.com
Subject: RE: the xx
Date: Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:11:55 +0000
Are you going out for Halloween? What are you going to be? I want to be Lady Gaga this time around. lol
From: xx(xx@xmail.com)
Sent: October 29, 2009 5:23:49 AM
To: blah@blahmail.com
[..] I'll take a picture of it once i finish the costume. Which lady gaga version are you gonna be? Please do the Kermit the frog one. PLEASE PLEASE!!!
But then, what's your bet on the popularity of Lady Gaga as a Halloween dress up? How easy is it to get that hair and a pair of dark sunglasses? I don't want to be looking exactly like everyone else? I can't help but wonder what Lady Gaga would wear? That's it! I'll just dress up as whatever the weirdest thing that I can find and put a white wig on in. BAM! So, let's brainstorm what I should dress up in, as Lady Gaga. And by let's I mean let me, because who else is gunna?
05. Blood - Halloween is the time to wear the most shocking, inappropriate, or just plain gross outfit you can get your hands on. It's practically invented for the likes of Lady Gaga, like a ... heart full of BLOOD in a ribcage. I have to work it in somewhere! She'd already shed some on stage, I can see her walking around dripping in it. It'd be the messiest costume ever, and just might get anyone who dared to try thrown out of every single party on the planet. But what is a little personal sacrifice for notoriety?
04. Taylor Swift eating Kanye West - WHAT? I mean literally, of course. Why go as one celeb when you can be a celeb going as two??
03. An actual carved pumpkin - I would NOT be surprised if she'd actually decided to wear a giant pumpkin, or several smaller pumpkins. Someone should suggest this:
02. Twitter - Speaking of which, here's the other break out star of the year. Just how does one get to be 'Twitter'? ENDLESS possibilities!
And I could totally balance a cat from my nose!
01. Michael "Gaga" Jackson - GENIUS!
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