Well, close enough.
A man fell into a vat of hot melted chocolate and died on Wednesday at a factory in New Jersey, a spokesman for the local public prosecutor said. [...] "He somehow slipped and fell into the vat," Laughlin said. "Inside the vat, he was hit by a piece of equipment called the agitator that's used to stir, and that killed him."You know, this doesn't seem as fun as I thought it would be. The key here, I think, is to not actually die. It dampens the whole sex appeal. Of a vat of hot, melted chocolate, stirred by the AGITATOR.
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